Monday, December 13, 2010

Arguments for the Extermination of the Human Race


Also for your consideration:
-Hollowing out your eye sockets with your own fingers so that this image can never again cross your field of vision.
-Purchasing Shrek DVD and home shrink-wrapping equipment, defecating in Shrek case, resealing Shrek package, returning to store.
-Hijacking an M1A2 Abrams tank, decimating DreamWorks Animation studios (1000 Flower Street, Glendale, CA 91201). Those choosing this "consideration," please be sure not to miss their backup facilities in Redwood City (1800 Seaport Boulevard, Redwood City, CA 94063). You may need separate tanks for this task, so be sure to recruit a friend.

4 comments:

Bryce Wilson said...

Let's do it Chris. They won't catch us, "We're on a mission from Gaaad"

Izzy said...

So... what did you think of the first Shrek?

Aram said...

How long do you think until we get a Shrek remake?

Chris Stangl said...

Well I guess you could say that I don't care for the Shrek.